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Failure is not an OPTION!

2006-08-17T15:53:06Z

I know I usually post my Journals in a funny manner and I really don't like using livejournal to be honest,
But no one has seen my serious side and today you will see it.

It feels like the world is out there to get me, to push me to my best.
I want to be Successful so BAD, it kills.
So many goals and dreams I want to ACCOMPLISH!
I Really do want to have a great family in the future, I Really do want to have time and money for everyone, I Really do want to help anyone in need, I Really do want to become the best martial artist, I really wanna become the best the human spirit can take me, and I REALLY DO WANT TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE!
Seems like there is only one thing that is holding me back and that is myself.

I did have lost a lot of things that were important to me. and IM SICK OF LOSING!!!
Never have I won anything in life to be proud of today.
I would not be happy if I died tomorrow, I do not believe I fulfilled my destiny.
I just need to be optimistic, and to do my best as all I can like there ain't no tomorrow.

For now on to this day, Mark Your Calendars 8/17/06:
I Will take every risk or opportunity at hand.
I Will always stay positive.
I Will still have that courage deep down inside of me.
I Will put all my energy to get my goals and dreams accomplished.
I Will find a cure.
I Will find that special someone.
I Will do my best to make anyone smile or help them out.
I Will bring hope back to the world.
I Will become the best martial artist
I Will help out my family that I dearly love.
I Will not let fear control me.
I Will not let the past interfere with my future.
I Will become the best student the world has to offer.
I Will Be Successful.

and Most Importantly I Will Not Give UP!

That's the only thing I got right now to live for.
Otherwise I really have no meaning in life.
and my Determination and Strives are so Strong, I am gonna Make it.
I can't afford to lose and it's not even an option in my book.
The Only Thing That Will Stop Me is Myself.

The Problem is over the past year I have been struggling with myself.
And I hide it pretty well, if I offended anyone or hurt them I apologize.
I was confused, depressed, upset, all the bad things You can expect when life is not going well.
I had a lot of shit going on and I still do...

That Will not mess with my life now,
For now I am stronger and my intelligence is increasingly growing at a fast pace.
Not like I am saying that I am dumb, but for my age I have grown so much that
the people who are really close to me tell me I am Mature as a wealthy and healthy 40-year-old.

For those of you who are supportive I appreciate everything and I will do the same to you.

I will end with this and any type of encouragement from anyone I will be very thankful:

I WILL NOT DISSAPOINT ANYONE! I WILL NOT FAIL! FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION IN MY VOCAB.
I AM GONNA BE STRONG AND I AM GONNA MAKE IT!
YES THATS RIGHT I AM GONNA LIVE UP TO MY DREAMS AND GOALS!
AND I AM GONNA MAKE A DIFFERENCE AND BE A GREAT LEADER!!!

Letting My Heart and Soul out Today!

2006-02-14T11:57:58Z

Hey EVERYONE!!!
Long time no Talk!

Well Today's Valentine's Day and I decided to make a nice poem
Here it is:

Valentine’s Day

This day is dedicated for each other

To make the relationship better

Give each other respect

Neither of You are perfect

If you really did care

You would treat each other fair

Stop making demands

And hold each others hands

Be smart

Open up your heart

Don’t hide important things from your partner

Your relationship won’t get any farther

Always learn to forgive and forget

Don’t live on with any regret

Let them be who they want to be

And they will do whatever it takes to make you happy

Just because they don’t provide you with everything you want

Doesn’t make it fair to give them a hateful taunt

Make sure you are not the only one

Who is having fun

This day is not only dedicated for you

But for the two of you

So grab that special someone

And make sure you let them know their you're number 1.

I hope everyone ENjoyEd it! Even though Valentine's Day is for the people you care about out there, I just wanna thank everyone who cares about me out there. Who took their time and helped get the stress off my back. You people are deep within my heart. Here is some brotherly and sistersly love for you.

I APPRECIATE EVERYONE OUT THERE EVEN IF YOU ARE HATER!!!

I hope everyone will enjoy their valentine and have a GREAT TIME!!!
Even to these people over here...

Yeah we got Ernie making out with BIG BIRD OVA HERE! Some interesting Sesame street stuff. haha.

But anyways if you don't have a valentine don't think twice in asking your hand to be your valentine,
just appreciate everyone who cares about you and to your haters. (Might sound crazy but DO IT!)

So Everyone...

-Christopher Niekra

PS- PrrrrRRRRRrrrrr

FINALLY ANOTHER FUNNY POST!

2005-10-04T23:01:21Z

Hey Everyone!!!! About a year later and I update lol! Sorry about that everyone i get too carried away with Myspace, College, People and my G/f Sometimes.
Today was very interesting day! Some of you might not believe what happened today, but I am here as the Ancherman of my LJ to tell yOU!!! SO ENJOY THE STORY!!!

My day started after a chemistry class,
I went to the Cafeteria and at Macomb they always
have like a table and advertise some crap.

There was some new advertisement, It was about something about STD's
So i just ran off. I sat at lunch table and told my friends about
that STD advertisement going on and THEN THEY TOLD ME
THERE WERE FREE CONDOMS ON THE TABLE

(Heh if you know me i would like to mess around with people and that's what i did)

I went up to the lady and here's our convo
Me Heyyyyy, How you doin?
The lady Hi
Me Oh, you got condoms here that is safe until they bust!
The lady Yea they are to prevent StD's
Me You know I think I got herpies on my lips
The lady That is not an STD, but (then she tried
convincing me to join the program basically for sexually active people
who have problems and the funny thing is I tried acting like I am
sexually active.)
Me So if you are preventing people to get STD's, why are you encouraging them to have sex with condoms?
Me Well I have big night tonight so I might take some of this heh heh heh HEH!!!! (and I took a lot)
Me (whispering) by the way I am still a virgin.
and i ran off!

I gave some condoms to Random people I saw
I told them looks like you are gonna get lucky tonight, play it safe.
About 75% of the people took it and the others just said get the F* away lmao!
People said No at first but when I told them it is lubricated then they agreed to take it.
There was this one fat chick, I tried giving it to her but she rejected it so I am yelled
"Don't Come to Me if you have Genital Warts or start crapping out Shrooms!"
Also I place condoms on the stairs, five minutes later it was gone so I placed some new ones!
The guys really enjoyed it.

The funniest part is that I placed a Pink Condom on my Psychology teacher's chair,
She comes in and she notices it five minutes later and she is like
"Oh, do you know they have glow in the dark one? Well i am not gonna ask how it got here"
AND SHE KEPT IT!!! LMAO!!!

I gave the rest to some horny people
(I should of gave it to that guy in the library who is always looking at porn)

And as I return to my car...

Yes Someone has Gave me a condom.

I noticed it when I started Driving, and it matches my car! :)

For my Conclusion on such an exciting day:
People can have fun with condoms without using it for sex.
Now if you think about it...is Sex really Necessary to go around and RISK
yourself from having a lifelong consequence. I am not just talking about STD's
but then a baby that you probably don't really want if you did a one night stand or had
sex for fun. People don't realize that sex is the best when you love each other
and not have your hormones do all the talking for you.

Sex is a BIG responsibility in a relationship. Many people overdue it.
Save Sex for the Best Moment, not for your desire.

Everyone Play it safe! and HAVE FUN with RUBBER!!!

TILL next time.

Whats up?

2005-08-10T16:17:10Z

Today i have woke up.

Thought of Many MANY things to do so i have:

Made a MySpace account (What should be my user name?)
http://www.myspace.com/24913448

Made a Sample Mix on Pure Volume (A NIEKRA MIX SAMPLE is the song!)
I hope none of you have Broken Speakers!
http://www.purevolume.com/niekra

And Made a Photo Album From my Vacation!! (HEHE)
http://photobucket.com/albums/v220/haha12u/My%2005%20Summer%20Vacation/

Before i head off it's STORY TIME!!!

Well I have simply been on vacation and we decided to pull at a gas station in Virginia.
I went to the bathroom and when i got out i asked them for a receit. There was this customer yelling
at the whole store that she was going to sue them. This is the funny part. She yelled at them because
all the gas station said was that there where no dogs allowed inside and especially without a leash.
And she is like yelling "I AM GONNA SUE YOU! THIS IS THE LAST TIME I COME HERE!!! I AM
GONNA CALL THE COPS!"
So i am entertained by this but my family urged we should go on. So as of leaving the place i see that lady
near a telephone booth dialing 911. LMAO! I wish I could of stayed and enjoyed what would be the outcome.
But i already know. The Police are not gonna do nothing b/c she is not aloud to bring a dog in a store without
a leash, it could freak other customers out. End of Statement.

Now isn't that Sweet? I think so!!! Well i am OFF!

ENjoy!

Up For Another Update

2005-07-20T15:22:06Z

Hey WHATS UP???

I Woke up Today and I felt like Updating my LJ so here i come!!!!

Two days ago I have received a message on my cell phone -
"Hi Chris, this is Vicky #*$&!@$^ from the Macomb County Prosecuter's office. I was out in Warren today ready to umm proceed with the jury trail against Deamon #*$&. However you failed to appear, my references indicate that you were sent a subpoena. I just wanna let you know that the case is dismissed because um you didn't come. So i didn't know if you wanted us to reauthorize or not. Just Gimme a call to let me know ###-####, Thanks"

I put the Number signs for Security Purpose. lol i don't want u guys prank calling a Prosecutors Office haha!
But Anyways!

That was My expression when I first heard about it!!!

So I Called her number...
She didn't pick up!!! and i am like OK so i left a MEssage:
"Hi this is Chris, I had no aware of getting a subpoena in the mail or that this court was taken place today. CALL ME BACK, so we can sort this mess out."

I waited 5 minutes. I am like screw this i called the office (I WAS SO DESPERATE FINDING OUT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT!!!) and I told them the same story, they kept on transferring me to another person...AND THEN that lady called my cell back! So i am like HEY!!! Long time No TALK! and she asked if i was Chris O. So i am like NO! and she said oh then you have nuttin to be worried about! and i am like GOD BLESS! lol

So i could of been like a victim! THAT I HAVE NO IDEa ABOUT!!!
Pretty Sweet Huh???

Now i Found this in Clint's Profile!!! I COULD NOT BELEIVE IT~!!!!

1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9) If you go into heat, package your meat
10) Especially in December, gift wrap your member
11) Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
12) Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener
13) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
14) No glove, no love
15) Encase that torch before you paint her porch
16) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound
17) It's always funky to cage your monkey
18) Don't be a fool cover your tool
19) Can your worm before you squirm
20) Plug your funnel then enter the tunnel
21) House your noodle then release your strudel
22) Sock that wanger before you bang her
23) While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis
24) Wrap that tool to catch the drool

Well I am out!!! TAKE CARE of YOURSELVES!!!
PEACE!

I am BaCK!!!

2005-07-13T22:26:42Z

After Everyone telling me to update My LJ...

I MADE LIKE A HUGE UPDATE!!! Hope Everyone Likes it!


Look how Happy and Excited I am HAHA!!!!

WELL ITS ABOUT TIME I UPDATED THIS JOINT!

Now on my away message I had a little fun:

                JEOPERDY TIME!!!

This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.

        GUESS WHAT IT IS!?!??

Many people guessed What is a Hoe. lmao
CLOSE but the true answer is

WHAT IS A RAKE?!

LoL imagine that a Rake being an immoral pleasure seeker.

But nice guesses on the Hoes they are also pleasure seeker and HIV spreader. SO WATCH OUT!

DON'T GET ME TO PULL OUT THAT FIRST AID KIT FOR YOU HIV.

I don't think that would of worked anyways.

So Funny thing is that i saw a guy driving with the bumper sticker of:
My dog ate your honor student! lol! that's pretty funny!

I remember someone interviewed me for yearbook and their question was

"What was your Excuse for not having Homework"

MY response obviously is...

I left it in the Trash!

Ok Nice Updating I am off!!!

HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A GREAT SUMMER 2005!!!

FINALLY!!!

2005-05-01T05:36:46Z

Hey I AM BACK!!! it's been like a freakin long time since i posted in this!
We got like a couple of weeks of school left for us seniors and i am going to miss all the silly moments of being in school.

Now it's like time to get serious and on to an occupation that you so enjoy.

Ehh now these days its all about the money you have in your wallet that depends the life that is set up for you.

But it is all about the happiness that brings life and people together so enjoy it!

And that's what i try to do in this journal is to get rid of the anger of the outside world and Enjoy a great laugh!

Satisfaction Guarenteed!

Till Next Time!

Hi it's a me....NIEKRA!

2005-03-19T17:11:11Z

Hi Guys I sorry that it took so long to write in this journal! I still have no idea what I want to write in it....
I got some funny wierd stories from work! and
I looked up for some funny jokes that you guys can enjoy! and don't FORGET ABOUT THE FUNNY PICTURES : )

STORIES AT WORK
Well I work at the APPC (American Polish Cultural Center) and it's a good job to get yelled at and make 50$ biweekly.

So I went to the MAN'S bathroom and there was like this Old Lady in the bathroom.... I am gonna go as far as that
But I did recomend her to use this Bathroom in Kentucky! hehe!

and I showed her this too!

She just looked at me and Left (I think she had like a Hearing Problem or something lol)

Next FUNNY thing i thought was pretty funny was...
Well it was a while ago but it's hilarious
There was this kid he is the kind of person you look at him and you can't stop laughing!!!
He was with his Grandpa and he supposedly spilled his Granpa's coffee and I walked by and I am like WHOA!
and the Grandpa was like this idiot grandson spilled my coffee. and the kid is like It wasn't me Grandpa it was you!
Here let me see if i can find a picture of how this kid kind of looks like lmao!

Well he is more about my age. So i give them some napkins and as soon
as the Kid sees me he's like Grandpa it was your fault i didn't know you
put the cup there and the Grandpa was like Laughing and hit him. So Everytime I came next to them
They started argueing about it again, but as soon as i leave they are quiet how wierd is that???? That's messed up!

NOW ITS JOKE TIME HEHE!

My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. (Jackie Mason)

Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.

TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. (Jerry Seinfeld)

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"

Person 1: Do your legs hurt?
Person 2: Ohhhh yes...why?
Person 1: Because you have been running through my mind 24-7

Yo mama's so stupid, she sold your car for gas money.

Can I have Directions?
To your heart!

One day a doctor calls an elderly man and tells him he has some good news and some bad news about his condition.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and bad news for you. The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The old man says,"That's the good news?! Then what's the bad news?"
The doctor calmly replies,"I was supposed to tell you yesterday."

Actual Notes Given to Teachers
-My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
-Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
-Please excuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
-Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
-Please excuse Roland from PE for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
-John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
-Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
-Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
-Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
-Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
-Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
-Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
-I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
-Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
-Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
-My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
-Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
-Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
-Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
-Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
-Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

NOW A FUNNY PICTURE HAHHAH!

Well I hope you had as much fun as me! Have a Good Laugh and Enjoy YOUR SPRING BREAK!

Till Next time!

;-)

NIEKRA'S BACK IN TOWN!!!

2004-12-02T11:25:30Z

WHATS UP??? Man I haven't been in here for a LONG TIME? Sorry about that i had a to get rid of some stress i was dealin with, its CraZZZy! But Now IM BACK AND I AM NOT GONNA CUT ANY SLACK!

First I would like to say that i have made a HOMO SUSPISION GADAR! So if any of you who are Gay can kiss my A$$ and maybe tickle my NOSE! So Enjoy it! I got 91% of being a homo but im not a BI??? THATS CRAZY? I am attracted to this AWESOME girl and im a homo? What is up with that?? Just because i tickle some of guys in the stomachs and give them hugs DON'T MEAN IM GAY!!! So take it and see how gay you are?! (I am prolly gonna be the only one in the 90 Percentage area...pshhhh)

I would like to inform the public that I found a contest for being the funniest people http://www.xpresspress.com/news/comedian_102504.html interesting huh? I am up for the challenge : ) You may never know? WHat u think im up for the challenge??? I will do my best!

Now i have decided to go to school with rollerblades on...

The funny thing is that I DONT KNOW HOW TO ROLLERBLADE...so I am gonna Practice!
And in a Week (I AM GONNA HAVE A COUNTDOWN!) I will Rollerblade in the COld!
Sounds like fun and interesting -From where i am standing at I will Rollerblade to school on the 10th of December and Happy BDAY TO AMANDA ZIEJA THIS DECEMBER 2nD! Rock ~N~ Roll!

To End This I have some Interesting Facts for Everyone! Check em out!

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.

No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

The average secretary's left hand does 56% of the typing.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag.

All of the clocks in the movie Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill. (yes, they are on one side of the monument)

Almonds are members of the peach family.

Winston Churchill was born in a Ladies' Room during a dance.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.

Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". And can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, "L.A."

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

The only real person to be a Pez head was Betsy Ross.

When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life"

A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

On an American one-dollar bill, there is an owl in the upper left-hand corner of the "1" encased in the "shield" and a spider hidden in the front upper right-hand corner.(found the owl, not the spider)

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

Who's that playing the piano on the "Mad About You" theme? Paul Reiser himself.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.

John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.

'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.

-NieKrA
PS (Matt We will start our rap soon i am working on some of the Lyrics!)

Check This Mother Out!

2004-07-12T18:17:46Z

1. Full name: Christopher Paul Niekra
2. Nicknames: Chris, Nieks, Niekra, & G
3. Eyes: Blue/Green
4. Height: 6'2" (I am HUGE!)
5. Hair Color: Blonde all the way!
6. Do u like to sing in the shower? Everytime! I dance in the Shower Too!
7. Birthday: 02/23/87
8. Star singer/rapper: Bone Thug N Harmony/Bizzy Bone
9. Address: I live in a dumpster next to the junk yard
10. Sex: Male
11. Right or left handed?: Right
12. What do you want in a relationship most: Love, Trust, and Happiness
13. Marital status: A Free Animal!
14. Do you have a car? yes!
15. What kind of car do you have/want? 2001 Stratus S/E & Dodge Neon SXT
16. Favorite Movie: Bean
17. Song: Can't Touch This, What is Love, & Sweat Dreams
18. Band: Autpilot off
19. TV Show: Chapelle's Show or Tom Green
20. Actor: Rowan Atkinson
21. Actress: I dont know!
22. Food: Chinese, or Pizza
23. Number: 7,21
24. Cartoon: Yu Yu Hakusho! or Dragon Ball!
25. Disney Character: Timon and Pumba!
26. Color: Blue
27. Do you plan on having children: Yes
28. Do you want to get married? To a wonderful fiance!
29.How old do you want to be when your married: Around the 20's
30. If your Significant other died while you had a kid and the kid was 4 years old, would you get remarried? I would take care of that child in honor of my love without any affairs or marriages!
31. Would you have kids before marriage? I don't want to be on Jerry Springer
32. Do you have a b/f or g/f: NOPE! $ingle
33. Music/TV: I like to dance to music and eat & watch tv!
34. Green/blue: Blue
35. Pink/Purple: Pink
36. Summer/Winter: Summer
37. day/night: Night
38. Hangin Out/Chillin: I do both at the same time!

39. Dopey/Funny:Hilarious
40. Weird saying you have?: I made this up when i was immature rascal but its
"Sex Can WAIT...Masturbate!"
41. What school do u go to? Stevenson High School (REPRESENT!)
42. Have you ever taken drugs? I hate drugs
43. What's a major turn on for you? Girls in particular
44. How far would you go on a first date? "First Kiss"
45. About Friends:
A) most blonde: Megan
B) Best personality: Matt
C) Nicest: Jimmy
D) Funniest: Mike!
E) Happiest: Bassam
F) Strangest: Darshiqi (kemira) & Neal (awesome child)
G) Most Caring:Vinal
H) Smartest: Richard Lee
I)Best All Around Person: Bermuda Triangles (Nothing gets between us)
46. Which person would u trust the most? Mike, Bassam, Bridgette, Chantel
47. What do you think of soul mates? I never tried it!
48. Is it right to flirt if you have a bf/g/f? Hell no OFF LIMITS!
What Happened to 49? I Could care less
50. What's something about guys/girls you don't get? Why people cheat if they "love" someone
feelings/emotions? I dont like hurting anyones feelings and love peeps emotions
51. Are you happy? Pretty Happy
52. Why? It is Inevitable to explain
53. What's one object u cant live with out: Life
54???
55. Love or lust: love
56. Silver or gold: silver/platinum
57. Diamond or pearl: Diamond
58. Sunset or sunrise: Sunsets are the Best
59. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping: If i did i would prolly end up on Channel 7 News!
60. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Felix the cat and Mickey Mouse
61. Do you have any piercing? NOPE!
62. What color underpants are you wearing right now? Blue and Orange
63. What song r u listening to rite now? Wanna Be My Lover - Night at the Roxbury
64. What are the last four digits of your phone number? 1067
65. Where would you want to go on your honeymoon? Anywhere that is a nice place
66. Who do u want to spend the rest of your life with? ~I dont know?
67. Football/soccer: Soccer!
68. What makes you happy? People around me
69.Hot dogs/Hamburgers: Hot Dogs and McHicken Hamburger or ARBY'S!!!
70. What's the best advice given to you? Never give up on your dreams
71. Have u ever won any special awards? Yes
72. What are your future goals? Be a Rich BIAtch!
73. Worst sickness you ever had? Food Poisening...I almost died :X
75. Hugs or Kisses? Both sound Nice!
76. What song seems to reflect you the most? A bouncy song!
77. If you died tomorrow whom would you leave everything you own to? Family & Friends
78. Do u have any enemies? Everyone has enemies!
79. What is your greatest fear? Heights
80. Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich!$$$$ CASH mONeY $$$$
81. What time is it in Alabama: TIME FOR you to get a watc
82. Have you ever been in love: ..Once..
83. Have you met Santa? Ya i think he don't like me?
84. If E.T. knocked on your door holding up a peace sign asking to use your phone
what would you do: I would kick his a$$
85.When was the last time u talked about how u REALLY feel with someone, someone u
can trust? A long time ago
86. Do you have any pets? Used to have a gold fish
88. Last time you were depressed? Don't remember???
89. Are you an alcoholic? Hell no!
90.Who sent this to you: Diana K!
91 What do you think of this person: Why the Hell did ya have to move??
92. Do u want your friends to write back? Maybe!
93. Do u believe in love at first sight? Sure anything can happen!
94.Which is better, League or Union? Union?!
95. Name all your friends? Too many to name
96. What would you do if a person of the same sex tried to hit on you? I would hit them and dance to the song "Can't Touch This"
97. What religion are you? Roman Catholic!
98. Do you agree with religions? Some seem interesting
99. Are you one of those people who wait for things to happen, or go out and make
things happen? I experiment with Both!
100.What is the thing you look forward to the most in your life? Finding the meaning of life itself!

If you want answer this in my comments or my E-mail!

See Ya Later im gonna watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The MOVIE!!!1 Oh Ya!!

Im Back Haha!

2004-07-10T16:57:59Z

Hey Whats up? I am sorry it takes me so long to write in this fashizzle but thats ok im here now...~!

Now i have been lookin for some pictures of KFC and look at what i found! its so nasty im just gonna give ya the URL if u wanna check it out...
http://personal.r2-d2.cz/kaminky/0029/kfc.jpg

WOOH! I am not hungry for KFC again....daymn....

u know what???? How come KFC doesnt have any playgrounds or something like that? McD's and BK have them...BUT NO not KFC i guess they are too Chicken, I guess i will have to go up there and complain about it. ARRRRRRRRR! Shiver me Timbers

Man if KFC had this kind of Playground i would like play on it everyday! it would be so awesome!!!!
They should like have a pool too or something like that now that would be PIMP!

But ya anyways Pirates of the Carribean Music is so awesome! i Love Bustin that MUsic in my Car its so Awesome! you should like listen to it...better than G-unit, Pink, or even the Beatles.

Now i have come to a conclusion that i like This Joke you might have heard this Joke I might have told ya BUT i CANT help it it just makes me laugh!

TODAYS Joke TOpic is About Nerds!

What do you get when you talk to a nerd?

THEIR LUNCH MONEY!!! HAHAHH!! LMAO!!!

A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a nice bike?"

The second nerd replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ’Take what you want!’"

The second nerd nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit."

THATS a classic! i love it well one more and im out!

You might be a computer nerd if you can’t get up in the middle of the night to go use the bathroom without checking your email. !

So watch OUT THERE!!!! hey Later

Till Next time!

Interesting...

2004-06-17T19:07:26Z

Hey its me again sry that i have been delayin' writing in this Bastard Journal but i am here!!! I find this picture like disturbing or somthing its messed up?

Now this picture scares the Shizzle out of me Check it out

What the Hell?

Did she like fart or something and thats why the group of people are laughing and whats up with that Smirk? You tell me!

Hey if you guys wanna know whats a good site? http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html
Its hilarious! and heres another good site http://www.ebaumsworld.com/

Check em all out and before i go I will give ya guys another Picture!!! ;-)

As one Pinelapi told me...You are not fully dressed without a smile!

Till Next Time PEACE OUT!

Had FuN???

2004-04-13T03:17:37Z

I would like to take some of my time to say HAPPY BELATED EASTER! and I hope that you have received something in your Easter Basket unlike me! I dont know what happened??...just the Easter BUnny never showed up this year, but the cool thing was before Easter I went Bunny Hunting : )!!! It was fun here's what i caught!

Pretty COOL for my first time huh? Ya i was so excited!

...Anyways today i have stumbled on a story that i have made when i was like 10 or 12 like when i was really young! Now what inspired me to make this story is that there was these two interesting kids that lived on my street. Their names were Chris (not me but a pretty cool name!) and Calvin. AND the Calvin always had to pee on the street instead of using the potty so i made a story about them! CHECK IT OUT!

Calvin and His PP Gun.

Once upon a time there was a boy, his name was Calvin. He had an older brother, a mother, and a father. His favorite hobbies where Peeing and his favorite place to pee was on the street! Well one day Calvin decided to pee on the street once more and his brother Chris saw him and started to yell at him "Calvin, Why did you pee on the street?" Calvin replied "Cause i pee on you" and so the dirty little boy made his brother turn yellow. Sadly Chris cried told his parents and his parents came out and asked him Calvin the same question. Calvin responded "Cause i pee on you" and Calvin hosed his parents in Calvin juice. His parents furious took him to the Doctors. The Doctor looked at Calvin strangely and asked him nicely "Calvin your such a handsome boy, why not find something else to do that you like?" Calvin said "Ok, i no more pee on you," and Calvin pulled down his pants and pooped on the Doctor. "I now Poop on you." replied Calvin.

THE END!? Get it? The End?!?
(Calvin's End)

Well anyways i did some research on people like Calvin who have a hobby for peeing. Check em out.

All I have to say is that if they keep it up...they going to be like R-Kelly Baby!!! But pray that these guys will not have any future Bladder Problems.

BUT Anyways i will see ya later and i hope you guys have a

GREAT SPRING BREAK!!!

Uh OH! What IS THIS?!

2004-04-01T02:01:10Z

Today I was viewing the comments and someone wrote this...

	(Anonymous) 2004-03-30 15:50 (link)
	ur weird

The truth is (Anonymous) that everyone is different. Having their own personalities, having their own Body, so face it...Everyone's Weird!
Check out this "weird" picture!

And if you wish you can Fordicate yourself with this picture!

JUST DONT MAKE A MESS!
~~IM OUT!~~

OHhhhhhh!

2004-03-30T23:15:38Z

Wassup?

Before I continue on I would like to say hello! Just because im the only guy writing in this Shyt...DOESNT MEAN IM GAY! ok?

This guy is but not me ok???? Cool! ; ) Hell ya!

....I have nothing else day....

HAVE A NICE DAY!!!