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FINALLY ANOTHER FUNNY POST!
Hey Everyone!!!! About a year later and I update lol! Sorry about that everyone i get too carried away with Myspace, College, People and my G/f Sometimes.
Today was very interesting day! Some of you might not believe what happened today, but I am here as the Ancherman of my LJ to tell yOU!!! SO ENJOY THE STORY!!!

My day started after a chemistry class,
I went to the Cafeteria and at Macomb they always
have like a table and advertise some crap.

There was some new advertisement, It was about something about STD's
So i just ran off.  I sat at lunch table and told my friends about
that STD advertisement going on and THEN THEY TOLD ME
 THERE WERE FREE CONDOMS ON THE TABLE



(Heh if you know me i would like to mess around with people and that's what i did)

I went up to the lady and here's our convo
Me Heyyyyy, How you doin?
The lady Hi
Me Oh, you got condoms here that is safe until they bust!
The lady Yea they are to prevent StD's
Me You know I think I got herpies on my lips
The lady That is not an STD, but (then she tried
convincing me to join the program basically for sexually active people
who have problems and the funny thing is I tried acting like I am
sexually active.)
Me So if you are preventing people to get STD's, why are you encouraging them to have sex with condoms?
Me Well I have big night tonight so I might take some of this heh heh heh HEH!!!! (and I took a lot)
Me (whispering) by the way I am still a virgin.
and i ran off!

I gave some condoms to Random people I saw
I told them looks like you are gonna get lucky tonight, play it safe.
About 75% of the people took it and the others just said get the F* away lmao!
People said No at first but when I told them it is lubricated then they agreed to take it.
There was this one fat chick, I tried giving it to her but she rejected it so I am yelled
"Don't Come to Me if you have Genital Warts or start crapping out Shrooms!"
Also I place condoms on the stairs, five minutes later it was gone so I placed some new ones!
The guys really enjoyed it.

The funniest part is that I placed a Pink Condom on my Psychology teacher's chair,
She comes in and she notices it five minutes later and she is like 
"Oh, do you know they have glow in the dark one?  Well i am not gonna ask how it got here"
AND SHE KEPT IT!!! LMAO!!!

I gave the rest to some horny people 
(I should of gave it to that guy in the library who is always looking at porn)

And as I return to my car...



Yes Someone has Gave me a condom.



I noticed it when I started Driving, and it matches my car! :)

For my Conclusion on such an exciting day:
People can have fun with condoms without using it for sex.
Now if you think about it...is Sex really Necessary to go around and RISK
yourself from having a lifelong consequence. I am not just talking about STD's
but then a baby that you probably don't really want if you did a one night stand or had
sex for fun.  People don't realize that sex is the best when you love each other
and not have your hormones do all the talking for you.

Sex is a BIG responsibility in a relationship. Many people overdue it.
Save Sex for the Best Moment, not for your desire.

Everyone Play it safe! and HAVE FUN with RUBBER!!!